Oh. It tickles. The laydeez love them some designer fuzz. I go to great and painstaking lengths to keep my chin covered with 1980s-style “designer stubble.” What's designer stubble, you ask? Well, normal stubble is what is grown by overweight men in stained wife-beaters whilst they sit around the house drinking light beer and generally not having a job.
Designer stubble, on the other hand, is sported by debonair gents like myself. It lends us an air of sophistication and mystery, and hints at a freedom from daily shaving not enjoyed by the average cubicle jockey.
All this takes work.
Gadget Lab, Touch-Control Beard Trimmer Take Us Back to the Eighties
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